Question: Who is Simon Edhouse and why is there a “Mr. Simon Edhouse” entry on Encounters of an Entrepreneur?
I’ve just got home and found out my internet is on vacaction. Given I have an *urgent* e-mail to send out I’ve had to get onto Virgin Media tech support….
There’s only so much distorted MJ I can handle, so I started browsing Facebook on the old iPhone and stumbled upon an absolute gem of a link from Hermione Way of Techfluff.tv. At first glance, I couldn’t work out why Hermione’s link was getting so much attention:
Hello David,
I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something to show prospective clients this week so would you be able to pull something together in the next few days? I will also need a couple of pie charts done for a 1 page website. If deal goes ahead there will be some good money in it for you.
Simon [Edhouse]
Nothing unusual here - a new business seeking free consultancy from a design and branding expert. To be honest, I’ve written very similar e-mails myself 
I believe free consultancy, particularly related to design and branding, is an essential factor in the success of a new business. A new business can look much more credible with a decent set of business materials (website, letter heads, compliment slips, business cards etc etc) which can help with securing clients, growth and so on. Assuming designers choose the right businesses to work with, some free work could/should result in paid work down the line.
Back in 2005, David Bland (Bland?) was kind enough to help out with the Smarter Housing branding, modifying the logo slightly before producing templates for basic business stationary. His work looked very professional and helped both of us - I was able to get a foot in the door with early clients and Bland? has had plenty of paid work since. More recently ‘designer Dave’ was more than happy to design the Smarter Card and stationary templates, at no cost. Of course, as soon as we began trading and required promotional materials including posters, flyers and stickers, I sent the work to Bland? as a typical paying customer.
Have a little nosey at http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html and you’ll see Simon Edhouse has a very different approach to securing free consultancy. The series of e-mails between David Thorne and Simon Edhouse makes a very entertaining read.
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on Nov 28th, 2009 at 12:35 am
I’ve used Blandy before - he’s awesome!
on Dec 5th, 2009 at 4:36 am
[...] totally forgotten about my post on Mr. Simon Edhouse as I had been waiting for some kind of update from the man himself. Yet, in the early hours of [...]
on Dec 15th, 2009 at 12:24 am
‘Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story huh?’…
I posted a similar comment to this on one of your other pages, but after a few days it hasn’t been approved. Common guys, aren’t you after some more hits?
The fact is… I asked Cory Doctorow (BoingBoing) to ask David which email address he had used to send these emails to. (because I can get a log from my ISP of all the emails I received on those days) – David’s answer to Cory came in the form of one of his fake emails with an expanded header from a ‘de Masi Jones’ email address. (where we both worked together in 2002/03) In other words, he is claiming that that he had received them from, and sent them to “Simon’s deMasi Jones email address”… I left de Masi Jones 5 years ago. I resigned from deMasi Jones and went back to University and did a Master’s degree, then started Virtusoft. – My email account at deMasi Jones finished the day I left.
David is a serial prankster… funny yes, honest? No.
on Dec 16th, 2009 at 2:42 am
Mr. Edhouse, by the nature of his comments-in-response, is a commonly recognisable sponge-like virus of a quality to be avoided in business at all costs.
As with Mr. Edhouse’s other entrepreneurial ventures, no doubt when his ship comes in, he’ll still be waiting at the airport.
on Dec 21st, 2009 at 10:48 am
For “Mr. Simon Edhouse”, well… For all I see… you are the one who is swearing all the way through. I think this represents a lot of personality.
on Dec 24th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Whatever.
on Jan 12th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
I’m sorry, I’ve worked with way to many arseholes like you to know this must be quite close to the truth, mr edhouse. Good luck with your bigger than twitter project. I’m sure it will grow as large as your fat head.
on Feb 7th, 2010 at 7:45 am
From doing some web research, it’s clear that the emails Mr. Thorne posted are fake.
But it’s also clear Mr. Edhouse failed to Mr. Thorne, and proceeded to request additional free work.
So it’s clear Mr. Edhouse deserves all the wonderful publicity to which he has been so unusually receptive and light-hearted in receiving.
on Feb 7th, 2010 at 7:46 am
* Mr. Edhouse failed to pay Mr. Thorne
on Feb 16th, 2010 at 2:49 am
Fascinating the lengths that some people will go to, to embellish and reinforce a ruse… I even now find phantom versions of myself commenting after my own comments… I did not “fail to pay Mr. Thorne” ~ “fail to pay” For what may I ask? I long ago stopped asking David to do anything for me, not because he isn’t a talented designer, he most certanly is, but because any kind of deaings with him were always more trouble than they were worth. He would consistently misunderstand the most normal and straight forward communications, fail to attend meetings, and would routinely brag about his extensive hours of mindless Facebook trolling, causing distress and humiliation to random strangers. But he saves his most vindictive attacks for those that he has worked with and who he knows well. ~ David Thorne is a BS artist of the highest order. All those who think his humour is terribly funny seem to also mistakenly believe that he is also honest. In fact he superimposes lies and untruths like so many multiple layers of filo pastry. ~ He and his multiple email accounts, and multiple identities will go on propping up his own mischief… But to what end?
Great humourists do not also need to be great liars and deceitful people. Their humour shines on its own merits.